Some recently received apparently true newspaper ads (ZT)

樓主 / vansun

Some recently received apparently true newspaper ads for your mid-week delight….

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER

8 years old. Hateful little bitch. Bites.

FREE PUPPIES

1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES

Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog

FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD

85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.

COWS, CALVES

Never bred. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK $300

Hardly used, call Chubby

GEORGIA PEACHES

California grown - 89 cents lb.

WASHER & DRYER

Must sell $300. Joining nudist colony!

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE

Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

(AND SOME SAY THE BEST ONE)

FOR SALE BY OWNER:

Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.

Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything