爆笑！大学教授听过最奇葩的请假理由是什么？第4个太离谱……

2021-05-20 20:00:19

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上班上学的时候，大家都多多少少请过假。

请假理由也是五花八门。生病啦，有急事啦等等。但也有一些理由，让人啼笑皆非。比如美国奥古斯塔纳学院就采访了学校的教授，让他们讲述自己听到的最奇葩的请假理由。每个都让人意想不到……

比如下面这位，请假表示要缺几周的课，竟然是因为进了监狱……

The worst excuse I’ve ever heard from a student for not showing up to class was actually from a colleague of mine at a different institution in New York. And the student hadn’t shown up for something like two weeks, and then the professor got a phone call from the student asking how they could make up the assignments, and also informing that they wouldn’t be back in class for another few weeks until they were let out of jail.

我听到的最差的逃课理由来自我在纽约学校工作的同事的学生。这个学生两周都没有在课上出现，然后教授接到了学生的电话，询问有什么方法可以补上作业。同时，学生也告诉教授他们还会缺几周的课，直到他从监狱里被放出来。

还有学生，是说自己电脑坏了，怕教授不信，还发了一张碎屏照片护体……
The weirdest excuse I got was that during the assignment at 3 in the morning, the computer broke. But what was weirder was then the student sent me a picture of a computer with shattered screen.

我听到的最奇怪的理由是完成作业时，电脑在凌晨三点坏了。但是更奇怪的是，那个学生给我发了一张碎了屏幕的电脑的照片。

也有因为不可抗力迟交作业的，有学生说自己的家里遇到了龙卷风，房子倒了……
The best excuse for not turning in homework on time: my house was destroyed by a hurricane. True story. I looked it up — her house had been destroyed by a hurricane.

迟交作业最好的理由：我的房子被龙卷风毁了。这是真的事情。我查了，她的房子确实被龙卷风毁了。

下面这位就比较离谱了，说是梦没做完，必须睡觉把梦做完……

I also have had that they were too busy because they were sleeping. And they were sleeping and they were having a dream about a mermaid, and they wanted to go back to sleep to see how the dream ended. I thought that was a pretty strange thing.

有学生说他因为在睡觉所以很忙。他做了一个关于美人鱼的梦。他想知道梦的结局是什么，所以继续去睡觉了。我觉得这个挺奇怪的。