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英文笑话一则(爆笑、回甘款)

2014-04-07 17:38:12
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SENIOR TEXTING



An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones.



The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.



One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.



She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:



"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

I love you."



The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
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Re: 英文笑话一则(爆笑、回甘款)
narcissus 写道:
SENIOR TEXTING

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones.

The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.

She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you."

The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."


Send my Application Form for Divorce....... icon_mrgreen.gif

2014-04-07 17:52:41 | 引用
Re: 英文笑话一则(爆笑、回甘款)
narcissus 写道:
SENIOR TEXTING

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones.

The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.

She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you."

The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."


哈哈哈。。。。这老两口估计这辈子吵过很多次 icon_mrgreen.gif

2014-04-07 18:44:35 | 引用
judy
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Re: 英文笑话一则(爆笑、回甘款)
narcissus 写道:
SENIOR TEXTING

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones.

The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.

She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you."

The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."


保不准老先生很有幽默感呢

2014-04-07 18:56:21 | 引用
Re: 英文笑话一则(爆笑、回甘款)
双颖 写道:
narcissus 写道:
SENIOR TEXTING

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones.

The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.

She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you."

The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."


保不准老先生很有幽默感呢


94闷骚型,很幽默啊!

2014-04-07 19:17:30 | 引用
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