如果我可以制定政府的所有的政策規則,all I want to do is 禁止任何public sectors再說神馬'happy holiday'這種病態的nonsense. I mean 三月17日這一天,你不必做愛爾蘭人,you don't have to wear green, 你甚至都不必一定要喝愛爾蘭啤酒,但如果別人笑臉相迎的對你說Happy St Patrick's day and you feel offended, there is something wrong with you, seriously, there is something wrong with you. 只因為這世界有那麼幾個病人,大家都被連累的不能說'Merry Christmas', are you fuuccking kidding me? 'happy holiday', happy你mother個頭。俺就是要說'Merry Christmas', 儂咬哦?
如果我可以制定政府的所有的政策規則,all I want to do is 禁止任何public sectors再說神馬'happy holiday'這種病態的nonsense. I mean 三月17日這一天,你不必做愛爾蘭人,you don't have to wear green, 你甚至都不必一定要喝愛爾蘭啤酒,但如果別人笑臉相迎的對你說Happy St Patrick's day and you feel offended, there is something wrong with you, seriously, there is something wrong with you. 只因為這世界有那麼幾個病人,大家都被連累的不能說'Merry Christmas', are you fuuccking kidding me? 'happy holiday', happy你mother個頭。俺就是要說'Merry Christmas', 儂咬哦?
如果二十世紀最後十年九零年代是人類社會黃金時代(有人還記得那共產主義終於隨柏林牆一起倒塌人類充滿新千年的新希望的喜大樂奔普世同樂的開心日子嗎?),新世紀的第二三四個十年就是一個已complete從量變到質變的垃圾時代。garbage, pure garbage, whichever direction you look, wherever you go, all you see is pure garbage. 無知的夢游的虛假的浮燥的在legalized大麻的high中自我陶醉自我欺騙的人們,就在這垃圾場裡繁花怒放。iPhone Apps, Google Apples, Windows 10, 每隔十天半月就甩給你一個幾十MB幾百MB的updates, but when was the last time you find an update actually solves a teeny tiny problem? garbage, update means garbage。
如果所有的護膚品眼霜面霜都如facetune一般神效,今天的我可以混際young adults中而looks like the youngest millennial,照片之外的我,依舊還是那上世紀的前朝余孽,那深深深深刻在骨子裡的是仁義禮智信,忠孝廉恥勇。I gave you my word, gentlemen's handshake就是可以性命相托生死以許的不變的承諾。laugh me old-fashion call me dinosaur, thanks for the compliment, 恐龍們在地球上笑傲江湖一億五千萬年,而人類從地球上出現到今天也只有二十萬年,what kind of idiotic 手指彎一彎智人類們手指彎一彎 會真心笑話恐龍們僵化保守只等著滅絕? God, I miss那stupid依舊is not something to be proud of的年代。
如果外星人登陸地球而又和平友好可親,我願他們tell us what we got wrong about subatomic particles and quantum physics? 怎麼可能根據Standard Model宇宙的存在竟然需要有23 fine-tuned parameters?怎麼可能整個地球的存在都只是一種巧的不能再巧的巧合?我們究竟錯在哪裡?