#1: 作者: narcissus, 時間: 2014-4-07 17:38

SENIOR TEXTING



An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones.



The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.



One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.



She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:



"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

I love you."



The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."

#2: 作者: 絕不用力, 時間: 2014-4-07 17:52

narcissus 寫道:

SENIOR TEXTING An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you." The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."

Send my Application Form for Divorce.......

#3: 作者: judy, 時間: 2014-4-07 18:44

narcissus 寫道:

SENIOR TEXTING An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you." The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."

哈哈哈。。。。這老兩口估計這輩子吵過很多次

#4: 作者: 雙穎, 時間: 2014-4-07 18:56

narcissus 寫道:

SENIOR TEXTING An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you." The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."

保不准老先生很有幽默感呢

#5: 作者: narcissus, 時間: 2014-4-07 19:17

雙穎 寫道:

narcissus 寫道: SENIOR TEXTING An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you." The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise." 保不准老先生很有幽默感呢

94悶騷型，很幽默啊！

#6: 作者: fengzeng10, 時間: 2014-4-08 05:29

#7: 作者: fengzeng10, 時間: 2014-4-08 05:35