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maohu
maohu 於 2021-5-20 20:00 寫道:
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上班上學的時候,大家都多多少少請過假。

請假理由也是五花八門。生病啦,有急事啦等等。但也有一些理由,讓人啼笑皆非。比如美國奧古斯塔納學院就采訪了學校的教授,讓他們講述自己聽到的最奇葩的請假理由。每個都讓人意想不到……


比如下面這位,請假表示要缺幾周的課,竟然是因為進了監獄……

The worst excuse I’ve ever heard from a student for not showing up to class was actually from a colleague of mine at a different institution in New York. And the student hadn’t shown up for something like two weeks, and then the professor got a phone call from the student asking how they could make up the assignments, and also informing that they wouldn’t be back in class for another few weeks until they were let out of jail.

我聽到的最差的逃課理由來自我在紐約學校工作的同事的學生。這個學生兩周都沒有在課上出現,然後教授接到了學生的電話,詢問有什麼方法可以補上作業。同時,學生也告訴教授他們還會缺幾周的課,直到他從監獄裡被放出來。

還有學生,是說自己電腦壞了,怕教授不信,還發了一張碎屏照片護體……
The weirdest excuse I got was that during the assignment at 3 in the morning, the computer broke. But what was weirder was then the student sent me a picture of a computer with shattered screen.

我聽到的最奇怪的理由是完成作業時,電腦在凌晨三點壞了。但是更奇怪的是,那個學生給我發了一張碎了屏幕的電腦的照片。

也有因為不可抗力遲交作業的,有學生說自己的家裡遇到了龍卷風,房子倒了……
The best excuse for not turning in homework on time: my house was destroyed by a hurricane. True story. I looked it up — her house had been destroyed by a hurricane.

遲交作業最好的理由:我的房子被龍卷風毀了。這是真的事情。我查了,她的房子確實被龍卷風毀了。

下面這位就比較離譜了,說是夢沒做完,必須睡覺把夢做完……
I also have had that they were too busy because they were sleeping. And they were sleeping and they were having a dream about a mermaid, and they wanted to go back to sleep to see how the dream ended. I thought that was a pretty strange thing.

有學生說他因為在睡覺所以很忙。他做了一個關於美人魚的夢。他想知道夢的結局是什麼,所以繼續去睡覺了。我覺得這個挺奇怪的。



你聽過哪些不一樣的請假理由呢?在留言區和大家一起分享吧。

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